The famous Audi A5, you have someone, it has won a lucky net surfer?. I say this because I'm tired of going to more pages and pages and tell me that I have been selected to win the Audi A5 (because it is not an Audi, Audi is EL).

But they note that the crisis there right now. Until a month ago was this banner on the pages of all discharges in these pages filled with advertising banners everywhere. I left a lot of vague on the forums. But as I say, from a month ago, I find it in many places more or less serious. I've seen in several regional newspapers, I get even in foreign pages, which for the AdSense, I come to see and nothing Spain, herding me with the Banner of the Audi A5.

And I say, here we can not make any complaints for misleading advertising, because I do not think that the Audi you touch anybody. The truth is that this is not what it was. Some national newspapers you drop by more publicity and that you choose to view news, does not change until after 30 seconds, others you want to give away an Audi. There are blogs and forums that you send spam mail without problems for you provided you sign up for their services. I understand that we must get to the end of the month, but everything has a limit.

At least, thanks to Audi and I do not see so many ads where they tell me that I have been selected to win an iPhone, and that made me donate something, I like the Audi over the phone from the apple.

A few days ago whom we are constantly reading about the evolution of the new version of WordPress, we learned that a survey of free participation for those who wanted to leave their opinion on whom to replace the icons that are currently visible in the Column navigation of the 2.7 version of WordPress (for more information, please refer to the article "New icons in WordPress and the launch of the Beta 3) ...

As I am an obsessed of the updates on any service, program or tool you use, I am constantly updated version of WordPress that I use in this blog, so I realized that from the version of WordPress 2.7 Beta 3 Build 9889 is possible to see the new icons winners of the previous vote ...

While not exactly the originals, since they have received in some cases minor changes (whereas in other sudden changes as the icon representative of the " Board " than the one in which he won in the voting), we We accounts to be treated in exactly the new ones, which are given a clear colored once we put the pointer over them ...

In my case the column navigation got translated into Spanish for reasons of convenience, but this is not related to the changes in WordPress 2.7, nor does it affect the icons ...

I think we are just a few days of the first Release Candidate of WordPress 2.7, which will bring new icons ... Cheers ...

The scheduler is an important figure in the current projects. It is the responsibility of putting in a spreadsheet (good, good planner said Excel) a series of columns and rows. Normally they are:

• Columns: milestones and targets impossible to meet


• Rows: people (well, they say resources) always less than the actually needed

Or conversely, in columns and resources in the ranks milestones. The work of the planner is not simple, it is a very painful, you need to be made of a special paste to be a good planner. In many ways a planner is rather like a bread (we would say a baker), picks up his meal of resources, adds the illusion of its yeast and expected to leave the bread alone. Moreover often coincides with the bread that his best works are being done at night when nothing and no one can bother the planner, he runs his best plans. This is very normal that when we got the resources to work early morning, we find in an email message sent to the planner 2 am, with a huge spreadsheet, with different colors and formulas and related ... Almost an hour later when we understood that spreadsheet, we see that there are two messages one at 3 o'clock in the morning and another at 5 o'clock in the morning, with new spreadsheets that extend or cancel the first.

But the planner is faced with great challenges as the rest of the resources we do not understand. If the planner is not the head of the project, should try to convert babbling and desires of top management into something coherent and meaningful. But the best thing is when someone decides to senior management plan. Hence the success and happiness of resources is secured.

A few weeks ago I had an instance of a senior planner making cakes in the workshop of his head. She was with a partner who is stuck in a software project, which has about 400 developers, 200 testers, 100 inmates ... let developers something light and easy to manage.

My friend is at the head of a group of internal development (which we are not a consultant) and it depends a score of outside employees (the planner has thought that instead of hiring, subcontracting better, and then when you finish The draft [ever] bids farewell to business and everything is cheaper). I was watching a solution to a problem we had in a test, when my friend asked me if I can help answer your planner.

I ensaña a spreadsheet full of milestones, tentative dates, final dates ... and as I do not understand anything, it makes me a quick summary: "At this stage of the project, how do we get the 1.0 version of the software, since all external consultants are 100% committed to solve problems presented by the 1.0 software. But the improvements that are required for the 1.1 version is going to make the development of another group of consultants. And then there are the big improvements in version 1.2 and 1.3, they want to make my work group. But the great planner, you do not want it out of version 1.2 and 1.3, is within one year, so we have decided to parallel planning. The company that runs the project, will continue for three months, changing the version 1.0, until there are no errors for their actual output in May. The other consultant, will begin to work on improvements in version 1.1 from now. And I have to start working now in version 1.2 and 1.3. And I ask that makes planning in detail how I'm going to do "

The project is really big, also based in large machines and old programming languages. And my friend to do development in a work environment and with version 0.8 that is now underway. So for half a year we will have four lines of development:

1. The 1.0 made by the company owner in the program


2. The 1.1 done by another consultant


3. The 1.2 done by my partner


4. The 1.3, also done by the team of my friend.

And the best thing is to do a report on how it will succeed.

I have given several choices:

• Dear great planner: there is no problem to meet their wishes. The work plan we are going to continue going to be as follows:


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  • For a week we are going to attend a master of quantum physics, string theory and black holes.
  
  
  • During the week 2, we'll get to design a time machine
  
  
  • In the week 3, build a time machine
  
  
  • At week 4, we will have a milestone of control. Diving at the time six months and be able to copy the project in version 1.0 and bring it back to our time
  
  
  • At week 4, we'll give you the version 1.0 that the group should do the version 1.1
  
  
  • In Week 5, to jump back in time six months and copy the software version 1.1 and will bring to our present
  
  
  • As of the week 6, will develop versions 1.2 and 1.3
  
  
  
  


• Dear great planner: over the next six months, we will dedicate ourselves to bring to Bonoloto, blind, the Primitive, the National Lottery, football pools do ... with the hope that we can touch something and flee here.


• Dear great planner: we believe we can fulfill their wishes without any problems, and how we are going to about resources, I shall give him a list of milestones that we can also try to fulfill:


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  • Ending the global economic crisis
  
  
  • Finding a cure for cancer
  
  
  • Finish the Windows 7 ...
  
  
  
  

At least we laughed ... but in the end the Excel (sorry, spreadsheet) must be completed at the end. And so no one tells me in the comments, the planner is a great Computer Engineer ... or he can not be accused of not knowing what you're asking.

From that to try to make better use of time, go to read most of my blogs via RSS, I think I'm missing out.

On the one hand, is not as if I heard the news well. On the other hand, I'm not seeing some pages that do not support unionization, and from time to time I lose things, like the section of photographs of HomeCinemas HomeMedia.fr.

The last photographed there and I liked. It is of great simplicity, a powerful team, with TV, projector, with all the cables well hidden and everything clean and organized. So if someone wants to see cinema halls for a Tecnofil, which happens. In addition to these pictures, you might be able to overcome any problems WAF when choosing a gift for these three kings.

And to sample a button:

I know there are forums and pages on everything American, with much more spectacular stagings, but I like these, because they combine functionality, good taste and a good price ... at least for one attainable.

In this respect I have appointed earlier as other services in the article "Listening to music for free with Full Musical" virtually come to perform the same function that all but small and with different variations that make it special or changing its mode of use (to which we adapt in a matter of seconds) ...

On this occasion, and I do not agree because as you save the link in the Mozilla Firefox Bookmarks with the idea of someday share it, I found SeeqPod, a service that works as a music player from our own browser, without the need for download a program or the songs you want to hear as they are reproduced from the page ...

Once we enter a SeeqPod we will find a form to search by song title or interpret it, so we simply start typing the text and form will give us suggestions of what we intend to write connection to what is already going ... Finished placing the search process we will see the results that may be pushing to create a playlist ...

While we hear a song we can continue to use the search form to give to other songs and add them to our playlist without having to cut with the music that we are playing at that time (something really useful) ...

Finally, as explained at the end of each article that said a service like this, it is noteworthy that the loading speed of the songs is excellent, so we will not have delayed its reproducing Greetings ... ...

The other day a customer comes to buy a blank DVD. Well, I really wanted a disc to record four films. And we gave him a DVD, here at least ask the better.

The reason for not ask, is that it is a sale that barely won five cents, we can not be giving a half-hour class on how things are recorded by computers. Obviously again two days, complaining that he had sold a defective disc. And as always clear sea bream to singing:

- That the album that sold me the other day, was less of>>

- What stories gigas was the disc that you took?

- It was a record for movies, and I was able to record only two, not the four that I wanted

- But I speak of a multimedia disc or a DVD?

- In a disc to record

- But now with a hard drive or a DVD, the two can be recorded

- In a recording with Nero.

- You took a DVD?

- A disk to record movies. A colleague left me with a four movies and I could only record two.

- How big were the movies?

- I do not know, DivX were

- How do you copy?

- I do not know, my girlfriend is the one that was made to copy it and told me that the disk does not work well that I sold.

- But what gave error

- That when we put the film on the DVD of the TV, saw only two and not four

And so we still had. At the end I had to explain that if you wanted to handle the enseñásemos Nero and copy movies, we could stay with him one evening and charged hours, but we could not give a course for free. And in the end the client was not angry, took a dual-layer disc, because they were seeing double, he thought that perhaps you enter either the four films.

If it is going well in Spain, with businessmen such as the audiovisual sector. If it is enough to see your organization to realize that they need a new strategic plan.

We can do it for free, we could start with the names, which is that of director of the anti-piracy Federacón. Besides acronyms are not well, can not be FAP, but FA, which is an anti-piracy single word. Well, that the PAF does not sound good, we need to find another name, what, Director General of Finding New Opportunities Business (BNON)? If the vast majority of my customers I do not buy my product, I will have to think that I'm doing wrong.

This reminds me of a joke that has a head of my company in the mornings. There comes another head of work and tells his wife:

- Baby, Take care to say that there is a madman on the freeway and goes in the opposite direction

- Just one?, Everyone is crazy about

For that reason, because they see almost no customer will buy their goods. Perhaps the merchandise is damaged, perhaps not sold where the customer wants to buy, or might not want to buy at that price ... but the blame can not be the customer.

We already have a new distribution outlet of freshly baked: Fedora 10.

Here fatigues and full of work (not money) because we have to download and install it as soon as we can to see what such. The truth is that the version 9, installed in several PCs and customers are very happy with it. Let's see if they encourage the friends of Mythdora are updated and that they too are still based on 8.

Which brings us Follonica numbers with the versions of the distributions. Incidentally, I shall give him an idea to the marketing department of Microsoft, Windows 7 is not a good name, at least Windows 11, if they clear out sooner or Windows 22, whether they will take as much as with Vista.